May 2013
assiest:
why do people have to get ready for bed?
i’m always ready for bed
brickjolras:
broken-ice:
geometricdeathtrap:
teruteruhanamura:
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window
This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is.
something tells me it’s hannibal lecter
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
thnksfrthbttfck:
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
jaybird-in-the-tardis:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
1 tag
everklark:
if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
cookiesituation:
foreveralone-lyguy:
If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
Jace proposing the Will Herondale way
Jace: Of course you can have a true Shadowhunter name. You can have mine.
Clary: ...Which one?
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
“Rose is open, honest, heartfelt, to the point of being selfish, wonderfully...”
– Russell T. Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via doctormaster)
